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[horsepun]

Oh hello.

I'm Dees, and I am freshly fresh meat around these parts. I have come to bring you this spledid chap called Horuss Zahhak from Homestuck. and i may or may not have another app lined up for the following weeks i am excitable. All you need to know about him is that he thinks he is a pony. And-- no, actually, just that. But I guess for those wanting to know beyond that very important and in no way incorrect fact, can have a gander at his app right here. I am sorry it's a little long, but that's what she said.

Uhm. Right. If you want, you are free to add me to your plurk. I actually have a couple of you guys on there already.

As I am not American and don't get to participate in exciting candy hoarding holidays, I'll likely toss up my intro-post for this fine gentleman some time tomorrow. I look forward to playing with you all and I hope we have fun.

Comments

[sagitterrifying]

[horsepun]

[sagitterrifying]

Now you are singing the song of my people.

[horsepun]

Surely that would be nickering.

[whomheloved]

Come to Di's bosom, Horuss mO.Om gotta catch all the bluebloods!

[horsepun]

Yes. Apart from the bosom part. He's cool if that doesn't happen too literally.

[whomheloved]

Don't count on it 8DD

[meanerpeixes]

Oh joy. Just what she needs while she's finding her way here.

(ee more dancestors, woo!)

[horsepun]

If she happens to change her position on an army of snorting horse bots, he will be more than happy to supply.

(lets take our 1.5 personalities and terrify our ancester-descendants)

[meanerpeixes]

She will not. She will smack him with her pointy jams if he brings snorting horse bots anywhere near her.

[horsepun]

What if they hypothetically speaking were seahorse bots?

[meanerpeixes]

No. And you take back that pun. It's all sullied now.

[horsepun]

Apologies.

If she wishes to punish him for his flagrant abuse of nautical puns, he will, of course, submit to any punishment she sees fit. Any punishment at all. Really.


punish me, your hayness

[meanerpeixes]

She will remember that should Kankri ever show up.

[countseadipshit]

eww get out

[horsepun]

But how can you tell me to get out

when I have already sweated on the rp.

It is mine now. It bears my mark.

[countseadipshit]

grossssss

BUT HEY DEES welcome to LR please don't sweat on the findouche

[horsepun]

I can't promise anything

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[garantundkraft]

Boooo everyone should have a candyhoarding holiday.

Also hi and welcome to the game. (nope nothing witty to add here all my wits are going to thinking up puns.)

[horsepun]

I know, right? Though really I just want to carve a pumpkin, it looks so fun.

Thanks for the welcome! And the horse pun battle. Probably. Maybe. Sob.

[garantundkraft]

Pumpkins are fun once you gut them. Before that, it is a stringy, slimy hell of fibrous goop and seeds. D: (and yet... every year I wish to carve a pumpkin anew)

Ahaha the horse pun battle. Best battle. Maybe. Not really. u__u what have i started

[horsepun]

See, that just makes me want to carve them more. It sounds like brains, or something.

[finallycowboys]

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[horsepun]

Oh hello.


This is my most seductive icon.