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Hello, Lost Realm! My name is Poptart aaaaand I used to play here a few months back with Hawke (bishonen hair cut? weird nose paint? made a disproportionate amount of dick jokes despite not having a dick herself? ah, well) but... muse death happened. I am back with a different muse, though, and hopefully he'll be sticking around!

This is Zevran Arainai from Dragon Age. He's your regular, run-of-the-mill Handsome Lech with a morbid sense of humor, a sexy Spanish accent ~~despite being Italian~~ and a weird poetic streak. If your character is 18 or older and vaguely human-shaped, chances are, he'll want to get in their pants. (This is also a chance to opt out if you think flirting is uncomfortable! I'll just make him point out your character's facial features or something. You can rebuff him ICly too; Zevran might be a slut but he's an Ethical Slut and he knows how to back away where he's not wanted.)

Also, he is an assassin and he will probably keep being one because it's the only thing he's good at that he can do professionally. For the moment, he'll be doing a lot of skulking around because he doesn't trust this place one bit.

LET'S PLOT BECAUSE PLOTTING IS GOOD, YES

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Hi there! I'm Mandy, and I play John and Chandra. They're both under-18 so no pants-getting-into here, but I'd still love to thread with you.

Hi Mandy!

Of course! Zevran would never even think of it. Maybe he will just give them a dagger each and teach them how to murder, or something.

~~I love John Egbert oops~~

Psh, who needs daggers when you have a hammer!

Oh I see, you are one of those. All right, shine on, you head bashing champion.

wb poptart! this is England and Applejack mun here!

your man is definitely allowed to flirt with England once he's out of jail. 8DDD

HE HAS NEVER TRIED TO GET WITH A COUNTRY BEFORE. Yes, this is perfect.

Poptart Poptart hiiii I'm Ketsu.

I play an AU Dirk Strider, who is 15, so his pants will remain very firmly attacked to his body thank you. Welcome.

Hi Ketsu! I remember you from Rakuen. uwu!!!

Yes, Zevran knows better than to make advances on teenagers. They have their own sex lives with people their own age, he thinks.