[Shit, so stiff and grouchy. Maybe that's an Equius thing. Or maybe a blueblood thing. Karkat gets all sorts of fuckin' grouchy too.]

Now see there's where we all got to having us a motherfuckin' problem, man. I got my pan clued into another truth that be. A truth that says my only purpose be to all fuckin' live this motherfuckin' life how my pump tells me it's right to be living.

[He reaches over, patting Equius idly on the shoulder. Eww. Wet.]

Sorry.

[He doesn't sound really sorry.]